Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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