But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Life is so much better after having sex.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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