ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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