Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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