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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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