Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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