how do flat chested girls get laid?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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