I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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