Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
