Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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