he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She's the barista slut.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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