I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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