i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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