Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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