What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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