please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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