Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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