Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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