So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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