when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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