We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
bring money and cleavage
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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