I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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