is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you had me at cake vodka
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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