so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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