I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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