so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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