Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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