i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
His nipple licking is glorious
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