Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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