no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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