I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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