So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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