you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
vagina is talking i cant
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
