: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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