You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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