Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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