ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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