whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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