nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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