Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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