who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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