i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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