What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
