Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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