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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
i think i just lost a toe
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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