Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I understand Curling. That high.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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