Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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