You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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