I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
