Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
is it fun? or sober?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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